Terms & Conditions

PLEASE TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO READ BEFORE ORDERING. NO EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE.

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP ASKING WHERE YOUR ORDER IS UNLESS IT HAS BEEN AT LEAST 10 WORKING DAYS. POST IS VERY SLOW!!!
  • WE SHIP WORLDWIDE.
  • £5 UK, £10 EVERYWHERE ELSE.
  • DELIVERY IS 1ST CLASS RECORDED TO UK. THIS IS TRACKED FOR OUR BENEFIT AND WE DO NOT SEND TRACKERS TO CUSTOMERS.
  • RECORDED DELIVERY IS A 1-3 DAY SERVICE NOT NEXT DAY.
  • IF YOUR ORDER HASN’T ARRIVED WITHIN 10 WORKING DAYS (UK) LET US KNOW AND WE WILL RESEND IF IT IS LOST.
  • WE DO NOT OFFER RESHIPS FOR OVERSEAS ORDERS THAT ARE SEIZED BY CUSTOMS.
  • PAYMENT MUST BE MADE VIA BANK TRANSFER OR BITCOIN.
  • NO DISCOUNTS WILL BE GIVEN. DO NOT ASK.
  • WHEN USING BANK TRANSFER ENTER YOUR NAME ONLY IN THE REFERENCE.
  • BANK DETAILS CHANGE WEEKLY, PLEASE USE THE DETAILS PROVIDED WHEN YOU ORDER. DON’T ASSUME THEY’RE THE SAME AS THE LAST TIME YOU ORDERED.
  • WE DO NOT OFFER CYCLE ADVICE.
  • WHAT’S ON THE WEBSITE IS WHAT’S IN STOCK. IF IT’S NOT THERE, WE DON’T HAVE IT.
  • ANY COMPLAINTS (DAMAGED PRODUCTS ETC) MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE DAMAGE.

BY ORDERING, YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS